Bite Me

There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...

I'm not over pumpkin. I know the conventional wisdom switch suddenly flips from pumpkin to peppermint the day after Thanksgiving, but I'm...

I am in an endless gang war with fruit desserts. When I hit with a not-too-sweet pie, they come right back with a mushy cake. When I...

I come bearing gifts. Gifts in the shape of Popsicles. Popsicles that are so delicious your eyes might roll back in your head. Popsicles...

Here's the thing about most foods -- they are at least 46% tastier when dipped or coated in a sauce. That's a verifiable, scientific...

I have written before about the fact that my grasp of millennial colloquialisms is shoddy at best (See "Sup, Shorty?"). I have been made...

This is a recipe for oatmeal pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. Because pumpkin is great. And it goes incredibly well with toasty oats and...

In the Georgetown area of DC, there's a fantastic bakery called Baked and Wired which has unbelievable coffee, cupcakes and other...

In the spirit of procrastination, I would like to make a brief statement and bestow my blessings on a certain snack food that one of...

Peanut butter. White Chocolate. Pretzels. All delicious in their own rights, even better (surprisingly!) when shoved into one gigantic...