Bite Me

If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...

There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...

There are very few things I don't like when it comes to food (the rest of the world is another story). Some of these items are...

The months of February through May are an intensely irritating time for Chicagoans. The weather is typically, in a word, shit, but every...

Oatmeal, as all of us know, is great for a lot of reasons: it's very cheap, very filling, and (according to the package) is lowering my...

I am a huge fan of power bars. Kind, Kashi, Cliff, RX, Lara -- yes, please. They're quick and easy ways to pack in a few more grams of...

Sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you throw 15 ingredients into a bowl, mash them into little burger things, fry them and are...

Everyone knows that soup is one of the most powerful curatives known to man. It's scientifically proven to help bounce back from colds...

I love chocolate bark. No matter what the toppings (unless they include white chocolate), I find it completely addictive. There's no way...

I never skip breakfast unless I'm really sick. I'm one of those people that is starving as soon as they wake up (hey, 8 hours is a long...