

Tuna the Beat Around
Sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you throw 15 ingredients into a bowl, mash them into little burger things, fry them and are...


Orange You Glad...
...I'm not going to finish that horrible joke? The temptation was significant, let me tell you. Sorry for the brief hiatus but Tommy and...


Now You Sear Me, Now You Don't
Searing food is about as close to magic as the average home cook can get without the use of molecular gastronomy. The ability to make...


#Thinspiration
The title of this post, #Thinspiration, is perhaps my least favorite hashtag that exists aside from "#CleanEating" (I washed my apple...


Whitefish Privilege
Go out to eat at any restaurant with a good selection of fish on the menu. Listen to the tables around you ordering, or the waiter...


I'm Quin(oa) On You
If you know me at all, you know that I'm more than just keen on quinoa. I frickin love that stuff, and I don't know why. Maybe it's the...


Cold as Rice
I genuinely feel sorry for all of my friends and family in the States right now. I do not envy you the current, fearsome cold snap that...


U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi
Not all food is pretty. More specifically, not all GOOD food is pretty. Examples like three-bean chili, almost any form of stew and...


Mini Me
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Valentine's day is coming up. This Saturday. Boys, that gives you three whole days to scrape...


The Doctor Is In
Hello all you miserable people. Are you clutching your stomachs in pain? Breaking wind like New York cabdrivers: shamelessly and with...