Bite Me

God. Wasn't it just Monday like, 45 seconds ago? I swear, I was just here. Why am I here again? Monday is the worst. Ugh. Monday. Time to...

So I spent all of yesterday and a good portion of today thinking about what I wanted to post tonight. I thought about homemade fried rice...

I was a strict vegetarian for 4 years and an active member of PETA for none of those. Even before I stopped eating meat, I was not a fan...

So Tommy and I learned a valuab That being said, it was a good experience learning how to clean (behead, peel and de-vein) shrimp and...

Here are things that suck: The Green Bay Packers Hangnails People who tYpE lYKKK d!s <3333 Mononucleosis I'm just one viral disease away...

Let's talk about how I'm still learning to use my Spanish kitchen. This includes making due without a garbage disposal or dishwasher...

Hola from the beautiful coastal city of Alicante. It is currently 1:16 pm and Tommy is still passed out in my bed after a very strenuous...

Everyone loves grilled cheese. Bread + butter + cheddar/Swiss/Gruyere/Gouda = hell yes. The only people who don't like grilled cheese are...

For my friend Bernie's 20th, I did what any sensible female would do and made him dinner. In my cherry-covered apron. The highlight of...