

Shut Up and Quiche Me
Although I am attempting to practice better living through denial, I cannot ignore the fact that summer is swiftly coming to a close. As...


Minty Fresh
When she was pregnant with me, my mother was very restrained and ate just one In-N-Out burger a month (7 years in the future: a pregnant...


Puff Daddy
In my very educated opinion, no breakfast is complete without an egg. Be they scrambled, poached (in the dead of night, natch),...


Game of Scones
What comes to mind when you think of the wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones? Sex, darkness, blood and surprise top my list. Also...


Jessica Does a Juice Cleanse
Did this title get your attention? It should, because if you know me even a little bit you know that a. I do not subscribe to food trends...


French Kisses
Tonight, after eight long days of misery and matzoh meal, Passover ends. At sundown, I will be forking seafood pasta (with shrimp,...


Let's Get Baked
Sunday is a perfect day, in my opinion, to bake. No, not the kind that's legal in all the fun states, the kind with measuring cups and...


Cheesin'
I have written before about the fact that my grasp of millennial colloquialisms is shoddy at best (See "Sup, Shorty?"). I have been made...


Spice Up Your Life
As many of my friends know, I love a good latte. Pumpkin spice, vanilla, plain old skim milk. My go-to Starbucks order in the winter is,...


Pump(kin) YOU Up
This is a recipe for oatmeal pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. Because pumpkin is great. And it goes incredibly well with toasty oats and...