U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi
Not all food is pretty. More specifically, not all GOOD food is pretty. Examples like three-bean chili, almost any form of stew and...
Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
First of all, let me apologize for the recent radio silence. Tommy and I moved to a new apartment and only just got our internet set up,...
Gone Fishing
As I have previously discussed, Sunday is the ugly stepsister of the week. It's lazy but cranky at the same time. You have this...
Orzo I'm Told: A Strongly Worded Letter to My Immune System
This is a really bad pun, I know. It's what I call a "Dad pun" -- corny enough your dad could have made it (mine especially...love you...
The Doctor Is In
Hello all you miserable people. Are you clutching your stomachs in pain? Breaking wind like New York cabdrivers: shamelessly and with...
Soy Vey
There are many things I love about southern Spain. The people are incredibly friendly, the sky is as blue as Tide Liquid Detergent (which...