

Sesame Can I?
It probably would have made reference to the verdant color of the blanched green beans, or the subtle smokiness of the toasted sesame...


G.O.A.T. (Cheese)
For those unaware, G.O.A.T is an acronym for Greatest Of All Time, typically used in reference to sports and those who are obnoxiously...


Orange You Glad...
...I'm not going to finish that horrible joke? The temptation was significant, let me tell you. Sorry for the brief hiatus but Tommy and...


Game of Scones
What comes to mind when you think of the wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones? Sex, darkness, blood and surprise top my list. Also...


I Can't Believe It's Not (Peanut) Butter!
Here is a true fact about me: I am wholly, unabashedly, potentially dangerously, unrepentantly addicted to peanut butter. I have been...


Rosemary's Baby
I know I just posted yesterday, but I'm sick and I'm bored and I really don't feel like studying for my Spanish certification exam so...


Veggie Tales
Sunday. The day that reminds you just how many whiskey sours you drank last night (even though you SWORE you were going to stick to the...


Slaw No Gettum Firewood
So extra points to you, dear reader, if you can name what excessively racist Disney movie the title of this blog post comes from. Ding...


Scone Cold Crazy
I experimented with gluten free baking today. AND IT SUCKED. I wasted 2 whole cups of almond flour because this dumb recipe I found...


You Say Potato...
...I say oven fries. My mom makes really delicious oven fries at home that are really simple: just olive oil, salt, pepper, granulated...