Bite Me

Okay, they're not really pajamas. They're actually tiny paper wrappers. But the important part is the banana. Everyone loves good old...

I am incapable of following a recipe. If I had an Indian name, it would probably be Princess Cannot Follow Recipe...Dancing Deer or some...

Breakfast is by far my favorite meal of the day. Brunch, to be technical. As Brittany S. Pearce of the once tolerable show Glee pointed...

Everyone's guilty of it. Don't pretend like you aren't. We've all shunned the oatmeal cookie in favor of the far sexier chocolate chip....

For my friend Bernie's 20th, I did what any sensible female would do and made him dinner. In my cherry-covered apron. The highlight of...

It's always bothered me that American "cuisine" is either deep fat-fried, stolen in part from some other country (I'm looking at you...

Happy second full day of Passover! And by 'happy' I really mean how depressed are you today? I swear, we have a huge jar of Utz's pretzel...

As any good Jew or moderately knowledgeable goy knows, Passover starts this Friday at sundown. Cue the funeral march. I love being Jewish...

Ed. note: If you're looking for my typical snarky opinions in this review of The Paramount, stop looking. I actually have good things to...

In the spirit of procrastination, I would like to make a brief statement and bestow my blessings on a certain snack food that one of...