Orzo I'm Told: A Strongly Worded Letter to My Immune System
This is a really bad pun, I know. It's what I call a "Dad pun" -- corny enough your dad could have made it (mine especially...love you...
Fritters, Not Quitters
Yesterday morning I woke up with a sore throat. Yesterday afternoon I felt like a truck hit me. Last night, I was reasonably sure death...
Faux Sho
If you know anything about me, you know that I'm not about the faux unless it's fur. I don't wear knockoff designers and nothing makes my...
Spice Up Your Life
As many of my friends know, I love a good latte. Pumpkin spice, vanilla, plain old skim milk. My go-to Starbucks order in the winter is,...
The Doctor Is In
Hello all you miserable people. Are you clutching your stomachs in pain? Breaking wind like New York cabdrivers: shamelessly and with...
Soy Vey
There are many things I love about southern Spain. The people are incredibly friendly, the sky is as blue as Tide Liquid Detergent (which...