Bite Me

This is a really bad pun, I know. It's what I call a "Dad pun" -- corny enough your dad could have made it (mine especially...love you...

Yesterday morning I woke up with a sore throat. Yesterday afternoon I felt like a truck hit me. Last night, I was reasonably sure death...

If you know anything about me, you know that I'm not about the faux unless it's fur. I don't wear knockoff designers and nothing makes my...

As many of my friends know, I love a good latte. Pumpkin spice, vanilla, plain old skim milk. My go-to Starbucks order in the winter is,...

Hello all you miserable people. Are you clutching your stomachs in pain? Breaking wind like New York cabdrivers: shamelessly and with...

There are many things I love about southern Spain. The people are incredibly friendly, the sky is as blue as Tide Liquid Detergent (which...

Well hey there, how's it going? Oh good, nice, good to hear. Me? Oh, I'm fine. Finally. After two weeks of feeling like death on a plate...

...and came up with jack squat for this post. And yes, I know that Googling "lentil puns" for title inspiration is a very low point in my...

This is a recipe for oatmeal pumpkin chocolate chip cookies. Because pumpkin is great. And it goes incredibly well with toasty oats and...

Sunday. The day that reminds you just how many whiskey sours you drank last night (even though you SWORE you were going to stick to the...