

A Clam Walks Into a Bar
...and announces, "I've just won the Powerball! 10.5 million, I can't believe it!" Everyone crowds around him, offering congratulations...


Orange You Glad...
...I'm not going to finish that horrible joke? The temptation was significant, let me tell you. Sorry for the brief hiatus but Tommy and...


Game of Scones
What comes to mind when you think of the wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones? Sex, darkness, blood and surprise top my list. Also...


Jessica Does a Juice Cleanse
Did this title get your attention? It should, because if you know me even a little bit you know that a. I do not subscribe to food trends...


Undercover Lovers
Here's the thing about most foods -- they are at least 46% tastier when dipped or coated in a sauce. That's a verifiable, scientific...


Now You Sear Me, Now You Don't
Searing food is about as close to magic as the average home cook can get without the use of molecular gastronomy. The ability to make...


French Kisses
Tonight, after eight long days of misery and matzoh meal, Passover ends. At sundown, I will be forking seafood pasta (with shrimp,...


I Can't Believe It's Not (Peanut) Butter!
Here is a true fact about me: I am wholly, unabashedly, potentially dangerously, unrepentantly addicted to peanut butter. I have been...


#Thinspiration
The title of this post, #Thinspiration, is perhaps my least favorite hashtag that exists aside from "#CleanEating" (I washed my apple...


Rosemary's Baby
I know I just posted yesterday, but I'm sick and I'm bored and I really don't feel like studying for my Spanish certification exam so...