My Goodness My Spinach
If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...
Something to Taco 'Bout
There are very few things I don't like when it comes to food (the rest of the world is another story). Some of these items are...
Broccolean Back
The months of February through May are an intensely irritating time for Chicagoans. The weather is typically, in a word, shit, but every...
Tuna the Beat Around
Sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you throw 15 ingredients into a bowl, mash them into little burger things, fry them and are...
Ask Me If I Curr(y)
If you know me even a little bit, you know that I typically give zero forks. It takes a lot to get me interested – typically, nothing...
I Love You a Latke
I'm not sorry for this incredibly cheesy pun. I do love latkes a lot, and so does any other reasonable person I know. In that same vein:...