

I Love This Bar
I am a huge fan of power bars. Kind, Kashi, Cliff, RX, Lara -- yes, please. They're quick and easy ways to pack in a few more grams of...


Why did the banana fail Driver's Ed?
He kept peeling out. Ba-dum kSH! Sorry guys, but you know banana jokes are just too good to pass up. Similarly, this banana smoothie is...


Is Your Muffin Buttered?
Not only do we not want to have sex with Jason (how dare he scam on some poor innocent girl three days after he took Gretchen to a party...


G.O.A.T. (Cheese)
For those unaware, G.O.A.T is an acronym for Greatest Of All Time, typically used in reference to sports and those who are obnoxiously...


Game of Scones
What comes to mind when you think of the wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones? Sex, darkness, blood and surprise top my list. Also...


Undercover Lovers
Here's the thing about most foods -- they are at least 46% tastier when dipped or coated in a sauce. That's a verifiable, scientific...


I Can't Believe It's Not (Peanut) Butter!
Here is a true fact about me: I am wholly, unabashedly, potentially dangerously, unrepentantly addicted to peanut butter. I have been...


Chip Off the Old Block
I bet you didn't know that if you have really gross cured chorizo you can slather it with a myriad of spices and bake it until it's...


Planet of the Apricots
Today's blog post brought to you by one very abused blender and the Whole Foods Recipe app. Also a seriously lazy day. A day when all I...


Scandy Sandy
This one goes out to all those on the East Coast who don't have school today thanks to one Hurricane Sandy, including my school...