Bite Me

​ I'll be the first to say that I despise healthy desserts. I want fat, I want sugar, I want chocolate and I want a LOT of it. Don't feed...

OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST DID A THING IN THE KITCHEN AND I'M STRAIGHT BUGGING RIGHT NOW. I was trying to find a way to use up these...

Most of you probably know radicchio as, "wait, what's radicchio? Is it bad? It sounds bad." It's not bad. It's rad. It's a deep maroon...

Although I am attempting to practice better living through denial, I cannot ignore the fact that summer is swiftly coming to a close. As...

Be honest: the only time you ever eat chickpeas is in hummus. And it's probably storebought hummus too (for shame, homemade is so easy)....

He kept peeling out. Ba-dum kSH! Sorry guys, but you know banana jokes are just too good to pass up. Similarly, this banana smoothie is...

Not only do we not want to have sex with Jason (how dare he scam on some poor innocent girl three days after he took Gretchen to a party...

One of my favorite parts about summer (besides all of it) is fresh tomatoes. Because my dad grows his own, I am exquisitely spoiled when...

Buenos días, chachos. I'm throwing a quick post your way because I'll be in Michigan until Tuesday and won't be bringing my laptop along....

As cheesy as they are, I love The Beach Boys. Their songs are poppy enough to put you in a good mood and mellow enough to make you feel...