

Why did the banana fail Driver's Ed?
He kept peeling out. Ba-dum kSH! Sorry guys, but you know banana jokes are just too good to pass up. Similarly, this banana smoothie is...


Is Your Muffin Buttered?
Not only do we not want to have sex with Jason (how dare he scam on some poor innocent girl three days after he took Gretchen to a party...


Ms. New Smoothie
Buenos días, chachos. I'm throwing a quick post your way because I'll be in Michigan until Tuesday and won't be bringing my laptop along....


Strawberry Fields Forever
Hello friends, sorry about the recent radio silence. The padre and madre came to España and we have been wandering around sweating...


Puff Daddy
In my very educated opinion, no breakfast is complete without an egg. Be they scrambled, poached (in the dead of night, natch),...


Game of Scones
What comes to mind when you think of the wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones? Sex, darkness, blood and surprise top my list. Also...


French Kisses
Tonight, after eight long days of misery and matzoh meal, Passover ends. At sundown, I will be forking seafood pasta (with shrimp,...


Mini Me
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Valentine's day is coming up. This Saturday. Boys, that gives you three whole days to scrape...


Fritters, Not Quitters
Yesterday morning I woke up with a sore throat. Yesterday afternoon I felt like a truck hit me. Last night, I was reasonably sure death...


Bananas in Pajamas
Okay, they're not really pajamas. They're actually tiny paper wrappers. But the important part is the banana. Everyone loves good old...