

Cold as Rice
I genuinely feel sorry for all of my friends and family in the States right now. I do not envy you the current, fearsome cold snap that...


U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi
Not all food is pretty. More specifically, not all GOOD food is pretty. Examples like three-bean chili, almost any form of stew and...


Mini Me
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Valentine's day is coming up. This Saturday. Boys, that gives you three whole days to scrape...


Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
First of all, let me apologize for the recent radio silence. Tommy and I moved to a new apartment and only just got our internet set up,...


Gone Fishing
As I have previously discussed, Sunday is the ugly stepsister of the week. It's lazy but cranky at the same time. You have this...


Orzo I'm Told: A Strongly Worded Letter to My Immune System
This is a really bad pun, I know. It's what I call a "Dad pun" -- corny enough your dad could have made it (mine especially...love you...


Fritters, Not Quitters
Yesterday morning I woke up with a sore throat. Yesterday afternoon I felt like a truck hit me. Last night, I was reasonably sure death...


Spice Up Your Life
As many of my friends know, I love a good latte. Pumpkin spice, vanilla, plain old skim milk. My go-to Starbucks order in the winter is,...


The Doctor Is In
Hello all you miserable people. Are you clutching your stomachs in pain? Breaking wind like New York cabdrivers: shamelessly and with...


Soy Vey
There are many things I love about southern Spain. The people are incredibly friendly, the sky is as blue as Tide Liquid Detergent (which...