Bite Me

If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...

There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...

There are very few things I don't like when it comes to food (the rest of the world is another story). Some of these items are...

Oatmeal, as all of us know, is great for a lot of reasons: it's very cheap, very filling, and (according to the package) is lowering my...

Sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you throw 15 ingredients into a bowl, mash them into little burger things, fry them and are...

I never skip breakfast unless I'm really sick. I'm one of those people that is starving as soon as they wake up (hey, 8 hours is a long...

As a whole, I'm not a huge fan of wraps, unless they are of the lettuce variety. For my part, there's way too much wrap and not enough of...

I am in an endless gang war with fruit desserts. When I hit with a not-too-sweet pie, they come right back with a mushy cake. When I...

...about my new breakfast obsession: baked oatmeal. It's basically a giant oatmeal cookie but with far less sugar and lots more flavor....

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN. Also known as my second-favorite day of the year (tied with my birthday -- the Fourth of July is untouchable in...