My Goodness My Spinach
If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...
Avocado Is the Name Of the Game
There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...
Something to Taco 'Bout
There are very few things I don't like when it comes to food (the rest of the world is another story). Some of these items are...
Chai Believe in Miracles
Oatmeal, as all of us know, is great for a lot of reasons: it's very cheap, very filling, and (according to the package) is lowering my...
Tuna the Beat Around
Sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you throw 15 ingredients into a bowl, mash them into little burger things, fry them and are...
Living La Vida Mocha
I never skip breakfast unless I'm really sick. I'm one of those people that is starving as soon as they wake up (hey, 8 hours is a long...