

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST DID A THING IN THE KITCHEN AND I'M STRAIGHT BUGGING RIGHT NOW. I was trying to find a way to use up these...


That's So Rad(icchio)
Most of you probably know radicchio as, "wait, what's radicchio? Is it bad? It sounds bad." It's not bad. It's rad. It's a deep maroon...


Is Your Muffin Buttered?
Not only do we not want to have sex with Jason (how dare he scam on some poor innocent girl three days after he took Gretchen to a party...


Ms. New Smoothie
Buenos días, chachos. I'm throwing a quick post your way because I'll be in Michigan until Tuesday and won't be bringing my laptop along....


Wouldn't It Be Rice?
As cheesy as they are, I love The Beach Boys. Their songs are poppy enough to put you in a good mood and mellow enough to make you feel...


Grape Expectations
Consider, for a moment, the humble grape. A tiny fruit, rather unimpressive to look at, occasionally full of irritating seeds, sometimes...


I Dig the Pig
I was raised in a household where we didn't necessarily keep Kosher (cheeseburgers were allowed every so often, ditto Canadian bacon) but...


Red, White and Blueberry
I come bearing gifts. Gifts in the shape of Popsicles. Popsicles that are so delicious your eyes might roll back in your head. Popsicles...


Salt n' Pepa (Shoop)
I have an extremely jam-packed spice cabinet. I'm pretty sure I was the only college kid (outside of culinary school) who had cumin,...


Orange You Glad...
...I'm not going to finish that horrible joke? The temptation was significant, let me tell you. Sorry for the brief hiatus but Tommy and...