My Goodness My Spinach
If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...
Avocado Is the Name Of the Game
There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...
Broccolean Back
The months of February through May are an intensely irritating time for Chicagoans. The weather is typically, in a word, shit, but every...
Chai Believe in Miracles
Oatmeal, as all of us know, is great for a lot of reasons: it's very cheap, very filling, and (according to the package) is lowering my...
Life Of Pie
Possible titles for this post also included: Don't Believe Me Just Squash Pie Dream of Jeannie Build Me Up, Butternut (This was by far my...
Curry On My Wayward Son
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN. Also known as my second-favorite day of the year (tied with my birthday -- the Fourth of July is untouchable in...