Bite Me

If you don't get this joke, you need to spend more time in weird antique stores or dive bars. One of my favorite memories from when TMo...

There's nothing more disgusting than an overripe avocado. Very little compares to the quintessential, acidic stench of an avocado that...

The months of February through May are an intensely irritating time for Chicagoans. The weather is typically, in a word, shit, but every...

Oatmeal, as all of us know, is great for a lot of reasons: it's very cheap, very filling, and (according to the package) is lowering my...

Possible titles for this post also included: Don't Believe Me Just Squash Pie Dream of Jeannie Build Me Up, Butternut (This was by far my...

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN. Also known as my second-favorite day of the year (tied with my birthday -- the Fourth of July is untouchable in...

Even though it was randomly 80 degrees in Chicago today (which is pretty classic crazy Chicago weather, truthfully) I'm ready to be on my...

...hot drink of cider, such a sweet surprise, tastes so good make a grown man cry, sweet pumpkin pie YEAH! So maybe I tweaked the lyrics...

Chilly fall nights mean roasted veggies. It's a rule. There are few things more comforting than a steaming sweet potato slathered in...

Hands up if you remember Twista. Nobody? Yeah me either. Except for Slow Jamz, the 8th grade middle school dance anthem. Ah, memories. I...