Bite Me

Hands up if you remember Twista. Nobody? Yeah me either. Except for Slow Jamz, the 8th grade middle school dance anthem. Ah, memories. I...

I'm on a serious zucchini kick right now and I'm not even a little sorry. As a kid, I thought I really hated zucchini. Now I realize I...

Guys I am SO sorry for the serious slackage that has transpired over the past few weeks. Luckily for you, (unluckily for me) my...

Dear snackers and friends, I am so sorry for the week of radio silence. I just started working part-time at Ravinia Festival (waitressing...

​ I'll be the first to say that I despise healthy desserts. I want fat, I want sugar, I want chocolate and I want a LOT of it. Don't feed...

OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST DID A THING IN THE KITCHEN AND I'M STRAIGHT BUGGING RIGHT NOW. I was trying to find a way to use up these...

Most of you probably know radicchio as, "wait, what's radicchio? Is it bad? It sounds bad." It's not bad. It's rad. It's a deep maroon...

Be honest: the only time you ever eat chickpeas is in hummus. And it's probably storebought hummus too (for shame, homemade is so easy)....

He kept peeling out. Ba-dum kSH! Sorry guys, but you know banana jokes are just too good to pass up. Similarly, this banana smoothie is...

Not only do we not want to have sex with Jason (how dare he scam on some poor innocent girl three days after he took Gretchen to a party...